Dear Yoga X,

Thanks for reminding me just how inflexible/out of shape I am. Also, it is awesome to see just how big this post baby belly is as I try to bend in half to please you. But, by the end of our hour and a half relationship, I must be sentimental because I only have fond memories and feel empowered because I have survived and am stronger and more flexible, although you do completely drain me.

I hate your stinking guts, but please don't ever leave.